Suki Kirai Chap 1

Chapter 1- Tomato Bastard

Philippine's POV

"Wake up, you stupid bastard!" Romano pushed me off my bed. "What the hell, Romano?" I rubbed my head, I seriously hit the wall. "You are fucking going to wake up late again," Romano said, cussing every time he speaks. It was like this every morning, since I can't live in my own home, Spain took me in. They said I was too young to live on my own, but Spain was really nice to me, unlike this Romano.

"I'm up, I'm up. Just go to the kitchen already," I said as I stood up. "You can't order me around, bastard," Romano muttered as he left my room. How can I be a bastard? Isn't the word bastard used for guys? I'm a girl for all countries' sake! I should take a bath first so I went to the bathroom, took a bath, wore my uniform then went to the kitchen. "What the hell is this mess?" I screamed angrily when I saw tomatoes squashed on the ground.

"It wasn't my fault!" Romano said.

"Then whose fault is it?"

"It's the tomato bastard's fault."

"Don't blame Kuya Spain for this mess."

"Then yours, it is your fault."

"It's your fault now start cleaning!"

It was always like this, he insists on cooking even if I scold him about it. I cooked some adobo then set it on the table. "I am the chef of this house," I declared. "Then what the fuck am I?" Romano asked. "You are the maid," I said as I grinned. "Fucking bastard," Romano muttered when he finished cleaning.

I guess you're thinking how Romano could clean very well. I thought him how to since I stayed in Spain's house. "Lord, thank you for this blessing," I prayed as usual then proceeded eating. "Where is Kuya Spain by the way?" I asked. "Oh fuck, I forgot to wake up that tomato bastard," Romano said as he stood up then went to Spain's room.

"Wake up, you fucking tomato bastard!" I heard Romano scream. Hmm… I'll listen to their conversation.

"Romano, don't push me off my bed!"

"Why the hell are there turtle in your room?"

"I guess turtles like me."

"What the hell? Just go to the kitchen already, fucking bastard."

I returned to eating because I heard Romano's footsteps getting louder. –facepalm- Spain has turtles in his room again. Those clever turtles, I told them to never come back again! "My sweet tomato cooked adobo again! What a perfect sister~" Spain cheered when he sparkled. He really likes adobo. "I cooked it for you, Kuya Spain," I said as I smiled at him. I'm looking so much like a suck up or something like that, aren't I? "Fucking suck up," Romano muttered as he finished his meal. I was already done and Spain was also. "I'm just going to take a bath and we can go, Fili and Romano~" Spain cheered before he left.